This is the beginning of the dankest blog of all time. This is Sam (Newson). Davida and Gaphne are sitting idley by. This will be the blog spot of the Pleasant Hill Literary Magazine. Cat Stevens is not a terrorist. Voldemort is a dark wizard. Voldemort tells lies and keeps secrets. People who keep secrets are dark wizards and Hitler loves you. Don't forget vegan Teusday next week and every 3rd Teusday of each month. No cheese for Colin (who is the cool). Banana peels are slippery in cartoons. Blacky's blank bland blanky bladder. Gertrude Stein is awesome (rules).